LUDICROUS SPEED!!!

And now we have the randomly impromptued crazy poem, enjoy.... WELL, ENJOY ALLREADY! Oh I guess you have to read the poem first to fully enjoy the poem. Ummm, well, yeah. Aaah!! Just read the bloody thing. Topcat signing off.........

The monster in my head and the thing under my bed,
were having a strange conversation.
One said, "Have you any more Splunge my good man
to use during procrastination?"
The other said "Nay, but by the way,
have you much to offer me?"
The first said "I do, if you don't mind some stew,
mixed with pine nuts and chopped celery."
The other went mad and he said "You're a cad,
how dare you offer such crap."
He promptly departed, right after he farted,
right ontop of somebodies lap.
The moral my friends, is to just make amends,
if your arguments seem silly a bit.
Then again if you must, find a reason to fuss,
then frankly I don't give a SHIT!