Thursday, June 25, 2015

Sanguine's story

   I stared into it. A being so immense and indescribable it seems foolish to try, and kind of painful to recall. I remember tendrils of a sort, and a form so amorphous you didn't know wether it was coming or going. It seemed to fold and cascade into itself, and it resonated with dark beguiling energy. I felt sickened, mentally and physically, beholding its unfathomability. I would have tucked tail and run if i wasn't weightless, floating about in an alternate plane of existence.

   It was worse though when it stopped its private morphic ballet, because I knew then that it had seen me. Or sensed, no idea whether it had eyes or not, but i got the distinct impression it knew i was there.

   I was transfixed, unable to pull my gaze away. Tried to, couldn't. Attempted counting the stars surrounding the Old One to pull my gaze. It seemed to reach out a million little drow hands at its circumference and snuff out the stars like candles. And it got closer and closer. I suppose like a child with a spy glass observing an ant, wondering wether to burn it or not.

   A smarter tiefling would have shat himself. A smarter tiefling wouldn't have ended up somewhere deep in the astral plane in the first place. A smarter tiefling wouldn't have snuck into the forbidden section of the headmaster's library looking for hidden lore on shortcuts to ancient power. A smarter tiefling would have just put horns to page and studied wizardry like his father wanted him to. But, what I lacked in smarts, i make up in gall... and ambition.

   "Well if i'm going to die," I mused floating about, "I might as well give them something groovy to put on my headstone." Not that anyone could hear me anyway. In the astral plane, noone can hear you scream "REVEAL YOUR SECRETS UNTO ME, MASTER!"

   Well, noone other than an incomprehensible Elder One staring me right in the face. It heard, and it comprehended. And what's better... it delivered. One tentacle lead to another. It chew me up and spat me out back home. Didn't even catch it's name.

   Don't judge me. Faced with the prospect of ultimate power or having your mind melted which would you choose? And have you seen my race? We're no Celestials. Tieflings walk around with the literal "sins of our fathers" infused in our form; and we're constantly accused of being Asmodeus's minions in the making. What's the fun of being innocent when they're going to throw mud either way?

   My thirst for TRUE knowledge brought me this far. I've been to the mountain top, seen the other side, and leaped out to greet whatever comes. Will i go splat, or will i just keep falling into the abyss? Can't wait to find out. What is it they say about cats and curiosity?

   Meow.

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Sunday, June 14, 2015

Actively Avoiding comics

So before i forget their names as these people are sure to disappear into obscurity anyway, i'm going to write them down here so's I don't forget. These are people who are either, complicit with doxing, advocates of violence or blacklisting of critics, or just simply bad writers who only know how to politicise everything they write insted of portraying deep engaging characters in epic storylines. Y'know, comic book shit.
TLDR - Jason Aaron
             Al Ewing
            Sara Ryan
             Garth Ennis
            Marguerite Bennett
            Mark Waid
            B. Clay Moore
         Taylor Esposito
         Isaac Goodhart,
         

As with everything in my blog it is entirely subjective. Some people decided that they will never read anything by Orson Scott Card after he commented he wasn't for gay marriage. I'm not one of those people. I actually have Ender's Game on my ever growing "to read" list.
This list is made because the offending material was not their personal beliefs but their actual work that got ruined by it. There should be an ability for a good author to write in depth non political pushing characters, or at least characters that are disconnected from the author's morals etc. Otherwise all we get is preachy rhetoric and caricature, not realistic or interesting at all. This has been on the rise lately. So far i can think if 3 main authors this year.
1stly Female Thor - Funnily enough i'm a fan of having a woman with the power of Thor. It has happened be-Thor... bad pun. But seriously it has. It would have been cool if the character was more than Thor with boobs and a misandric temperament. Unfortunately for readers that are fans of the Thor comics for years that is not the case. She is written rather flat and actually has super villians that make more sense and are more sympathetic than her. Total missed opportunity.
So Jason Aaron and Al Ewing (writer of Loki Agents Of Asgard who shoehorned a tired jibe at Gamergate in issue #12) you guys will not be authors of comics i will read from now on.
2ndly Sensational Wonder Woman #10
I love Wonder Woman. Feminist icon who teaches women how to be strong on their own, promotes self defense, and liberates women everywhere... that is until this stupid comic. See i'm not a big fan of the modern day squabbling whiney BS from some people who call themselves "feminists". If oldschool Wonder Woman was still around she'd smack them in the face, tell them they were better than that, and put them to work to better themselves and remove the need they had for "acceptance" from men, other women, feminists, society, or any other box people think they should be identified or trapped by. Then she'd probably beat up Darkseid alongside Superman and Batman as their equal for good measure.
Unfortunately now she's been reduced to a security guard for e-celebs and uses words like "mansplaining". In short she has become the exact sort of feminist stereotype that her character used to destroy by just being her badass self.
So yeah, screw you Sara Ryan for infantalising one of the best feminist icons in fictional history.

UPDATE: Check this awesome new video out by Video Culture Replay @VCR_Blog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbghtK-Lq7A

UPDATE: A comic by Garth Ennis entitled Crossed. Fuck that comic, and fuck anything else Garth writes.

UPDATE: Angela by Marguerite Bennett. Nonsensical random SJW nonsense instead of dialogue and intriguing character development. This unfortunately means i can't buy A-Force. A She Hulk lead Avengers comic that i was really looking forward to reading as i'm a big She Hulk fan.  https://youtu.be/puFv6o4Vnj8

This video explains so much. When you're a professional writer of canon material, and you label YOURSELF as a fanfiction writer, it shows you're not taking this seriously and give zero shits about legacy. https://youtu.be/SgO_ImhY0z4

UPDATE: Dan Slott thinks SJW is a term that puts you on the wrong side of history.
 SJW means a slacktivist who forces ideology on people over open debate, that says "equality" and "diversity" while posting hashtags that call for the silencing, firing, and death of people who are white, straight, cis, or men. They are regressives who want segregation and deal in racist sexist stereotyping while using either other minorities or their own minority status as a shield protecting them from criticism and debate on their fascist ideology. So yeah, not buying his shit anymore if he thinks SJWs will be remembered as anything to be proud of.
Pity... i'm a massive fan of his She Hulk run.
In addition it's weird that he's now on the SJW side after what he wrote back in 2014 https://twitter.com/TopcatsLair/status/696583472375164928

CLARIFICATION: the irony is most SJWs don't give a shit about actual social justice. The right side of history" fallicy sums it up. They want to be remembered as being right, wether they were right or not. It's like saying "it's current year"... so your idealogy changes with where the wind is blowing based on popular thought? Do you stop cheering for your team if they're on a losing streak? Are your convictions so fickle? Everyone thinks they're on the right side of history until they're not. And then they backpedal like crazy saying they never were, again, for fear of their "image". They listen and believe buzzwords, not actually understanding why they believe what they believe beyond "it's right and i'll be remembered fondly". I don't care how i'm remembered. If art is lazy i'm calling it out. The people who marched in the streets during the Civil Rights movements of the 60s didn't know if they were going to survive it or if they'd be remembered well. They didn't care how society saw them. They knew why they were doing it and it wasn't for a pat on the head, or to live in a hug box segregated from society. They weren't SJWs. As Yoda said "Wars not make one great"

UPDATE 1st Feb 2017 : Razorfist's video on the decline of comics.  https://youtu.be/bFAPKDVXNnw

UPDATE 28th April 2017: Comicbookgirl19 video of the decline of comics. https://youtu.be/9CnTDE2zZU0

UPDATE 24th Sept 2017: SJW comic writers advocating violence towards online critic https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2017/09/marvel-dc-and-other-sjw-comic-writers-plot-to-harass-critic-at-convention/40051/

UPDATE 9th March 2021: Holy crap, sounds like the comics industry was terrified to act but things are turning around 

20th April 2021: youtube videos abound. Here's one of them. Finally the pushback and coverage. Blacklist the blacklist!

15th Sept 2021 Bill Willingham writes his thoughts in his substack


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Thursday, June 11, 2015

Decades apart big rig horror movies

1971 - Duel
An obvious choice. Stephen Spielberg's first film. And the one that most likely inspired the others on this list. It basically made a subgenre of killer big rigs all its own. It's creepy because you never understand the motivation behind the antagonist.

1981 - Road Games
We switch gears now and have the protagonist be the truck driver. A great Australian thriller, with a creepy murderer while being charmingly funny. Great script and acting. It's basically Duel meets Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window. It also co-stars a young Jamie Lee Curtis at the height of her Scream Queen status.

1991 - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
When the T1000 isn't killing people with giant knife arms, he's plowing into them with a big rig. This movie has some of the most epic sequences involving vehicles in any movie as only director James Cameron can. Obvious inspiration taken from Duel.

2001 - Roadkill/Joyride (US title)
What happens when Duel meets the comedy/thrillers of the 90s ala Scream? This movie. A young Paul Walker stars in this basically modern day Duel only this time the motivation of the antagonist is clear. And boy what an antagonist!  Voiced by the incomparable Ted "Buffalo Bill" Levine. "A prank gone wrong" is basically a horror movie subgenre of its own (Urban Legend, Cry Wolf). Co written and Produced by J.J. Abrams! It's a fun ride. They actually re-did the entire last 30 minutes of the film because originally it turned dark and lost the humour of the first hour completely. The redone ending is darker, snappier, funnier, and more personal.

2011 - Road Train/Kill
Another Australian killer big rig movie that i have yet to see. It looks like if Christine was a big rig. 

There are other great horror/thrillers involving vehicles. Breakdown (1997), Rubber, Maximum Overdrive, Christine, Deathproof, Wrecker, Deathrace (1, 2, Inferno, and 2000),
and of course the Mad Max franchise. But this list was all...
1) involving big rigs and
2) were exactly10 years apart (was an experiment to see if i could find ones that were).

Do you have a favourite? If i haven't listed it please comment below. Doesn't matter the year of the movie or the make of the vehicle.

UPDATE! 2021 - not much LOL I guess theres a scene in the Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City with a big rig


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Monday, June 08, 2015

Diablo 3 - battle of the sexes

I really am impressed that whatever character you play from the 5 classes, they all have a unique story and are all voice acted for both male and female versions. I didn't know this before starting and it was a pleasant surprise to say the least. I love my female monk voiced by Rajia Baroudi and her anecdotes and commentary on monk life and reactions to the world around her. I've just started Act 2 of the game, each act starting with beautifully drawn semi animated pictures and narrated by one of the 10 protagonist voice actors with 5 variations depending on class. I actually want to play through this game 5 times to get every individual story told to me. The only question being, who should narrate? Male or female? Well through the power of youtube i was able to see every ACT 1 animated narration for both genders. My choices are completely subjective but are not gender biased (as the results shall attest). I don't care if i'm playing male or female, it's the FEEL i'm going for. As there's no preview really of the voice of the character on selection,  only the individual look (which is quite impressively varied) from class to class, gender to gender. Maybe you can use these suggestions as a guide or do what i did, the youtube thing. I'll provide links for the ones i liked most.

1st Playthrough as i said is the female Monk voiced by Rajia Baroudi. Very glad i picked her. Almost sounds like Cassandra Pentaghast from Dragon Age. Kinda Transylvanian BLAR BLAR. Not a prolific resume but who cares, she's great.

I should probably alternate with a male voice for my next playthrough (which is what lead to this experiment). So i think next up will be...
The male Demon Hunter voiced by Robin Atkin Downes. Previous credits include George Washington in Assassin's Creed 3 and currently in Telltale's Game of Thrones as Duncan Tuttle. He sounds suitably haunted by his past more than his female version IMO.

Edit: female Demon Hunter is voiced by Laura Bailey. I'm currently watching her on Geek & Sundry in the RPG show Titansgrave: The Ashes Of Valkana. Highly recommend. She also does an awesome job as Fetch in Infamous Second Son.

BTW this isn't in any particular order. I have no idea, gameplay wise how different these characters will be from each other.

Next, we're back to the ladies with...
The female Witch Doctor voiced by Erica Luttrell. Maybe it's my days of playing Monkey Island or watching Pirates Of The Caribbean that did it but she just sounds right. Not that Carl Lumbly (of ALIAS fame) isn't good, it's just got a flavor to the accent that makes me think female fits best. She also did a tonne of voices for Dragon Age Origins so extra points for that.

Switching back to male we have...
The male Barbarian voiced by Dorian Harewood. This guy's resume is impressive. Hell of a lot of voice acting and live action acting including being in 2 of my favourite films of all time. The 1997 remake of 12 Angry Men, and Full Metal Jacket! He lends a sturdy gruff voice that the female actress doesn't go for at all, opting for an accent that i wasn't big on and sounded a bit too much like the Monk i'm currently playing. A pity as i'm a bit of a fan of the SAW franchise and she's voiced by Athena Karkanis who played Agent Perez in part 4 and 6 (as well as a small scene in Repo! The Genetic Opera). Harewood brings it and i can't wait to play as his character.

So now we come to the Wizard. Who will win this battle of the sexes?
You might be disappointed but i was happy to announce it's a tie, even stephen. Seriously, i didn't skew my results to end up this way, promise. Both Grey Griffin and Crispin Freeman give a great and unique performance, while saying EXACTLY THE SAME LINES!

Grey Griffin has a VERY impressive career having voiced Catwoman and Vikki Vale in the Batman Arkham games, and Azula in Avatar The Last Airbender. Also, what a name !
Female Wizard by Grey Griffin

Crispin Freeman has a lot of credits in anime and seems to be the go to guy for Orlando Bloom's voice double in videogames as either the characters Will Turner or Legolas. He's also Firefly from Arkham Origins and the upcoming Arkham Knight.
Male Wizard by Crispin Freeman

They both do a smashing job of not over doing the pomposity while giving it a mystic, intelligent, and slight privileged air, as a wizard should.

So there's my list! What do you think? Feel free to tell me. And what's your favourite class to play gameplay wise or even story/character wise? Let me know.